I Should Smack My Erection (Remixed & Remastered)

by MTDCB

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To celebrate the one year anniversary of ISSME I've remixed and remastered the demo. I've also started work on my second demo, which will be titled "Jeg Bør Smellkyss Min Ereksjon II: Oppblomstringen".

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released May 11, 2013

GAPINGWOUNDFUCKER - Everything but flute
HISSISTER - Flute

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Track Name: Traveling Through Fields of Sodomy (Intro) (Remixed & Remastered)
Traveling through fields of sodomy.
I see anal rape.
That's right, it's not consenting sodomy.
What kind of monster would do such a thing?
Why, I'll tell you, you fucking twit!
SATAN! (repeat)
Track Name: Rape and Murder (Remixed & Remastered)
Rawr, rawr, rawr, etc.

FUCK YOU!!!

Rawr, rawr, rawr, etc.

I WILL RAPE YOU!!!

Rawr, rawr, rawr, etc.
Track Name: President Slenderthulu (Remixed & Remastered)
"President Slender got the Slendernomicon SlenderSlayer
charged to stop to it but it was too late President Slender
had used of it to do a badevil ritual it combined him with Cthulhu
it made Slenderthulu"

Badevil rituals are bad of it.
They are for being making monsters of killing bigmanylots of people.
Slenderthulu was made of this ritual of many badevils.

Now we all have to deal with this slender tyranny,
we are all fucked.
We will all be murdered without prejudice;
maybe he shouldn't be President Slenderthulu,
maybe he should be Dictator Slenderthulu.

He will kill for you dead if you get into the way of him.
Cthulu was being a bad enough thing of it anyways.
What are we to be doing to stop of it?
Track Name: COWBELLS (Remixed & Remastered)
DO YOU STILL NEED MORE COWBELL?!!?
Track Name: The Breakdown to End All Breakdowns (Remixed & Remastered)
This breakdown will be so great that it will blow your fucking mind.
It will have the best fucking riff ever.
You will fucking love it...
It is amazing.
You will want to smack your erection.
You will get an erection from the amazing breakdown.
Here the motherfucker comes...

FUCK YEAH!!!

We should force President Slenderthulu to listen to this shit,
he'd give up because of its awesomeness.

HOLY SHIT THIS IS GREAT!!!

I'll shut up and let you listen to this amazing motherfucker right here...

It sucks that it's half over,
it's so gaddamn amazing...
I swear to god,
this is better than porn.

It's getting closer and closer to being over,
buts it's still so fucking amazing.
SO FUCKING HEAVY AND BRUTAL!!!

THIS MAKES ME WANT TO HEADBANG MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT!!!

Listen to this rest of this fucking awesome-ass shit!
It's almost fucking over...

It ended... FUCK!!!
I want it back!!!
Wait,
I can restart the track...
I SHOULD SMACK MY ERECTION AND THEN DO THAT!!!
Track Name: Homicide Silence (Remixed & Remastered)
I am going to kill you.
When I kill you it will be quiet.
Not even your screams will be heard.

Because I ripped out your vocal chords.
Now you're being strangled with your own intestines.

Right before you pass out,
I stop.
Now I shove bamboo chutes under your fingernails.

The pain makes you pass out.
Finally, mercifully, I stab you between the eyes.

I KILLED YOU!!!
Homicide Silence! X3

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TAKING MY PENCIL!!!
I WAS ONLY LETTING YOU BORROW IT!!!
Track Name: Our Journey is Over (Remixed & Remastered)
Our journey is over, but we're not through.
We've had quite an adventure, this is true.
So let's do this again soon.
Next time, we'll fight a raccoon.
Hey, I needed to make it rhyme.
See you again, next... TIME!!!
See you next time!