"President Slender got the Slendernomicon SlenderSlayer
charged to stop to it but it was too late President Slender
had used of it to do a badevil ritual it combined him with Cthulhu
it made Slenderthulu"
Badevil rituals are bad of it.
They are for being making monsters of killing bigmanylots of people.
Slenderthulu was made of this ritual of many badevils.
Now we all have to deal with this slender tyranny,
we are all fucked.
We will all be murdered without prejudice;
maybe he shouldn't be President Slenderthulu,
maybe he should be Dictator Slenderthulu.
He will kill for you dead if you get into the way of him.
Cthulu was being a bad enough thing of it anyways.
What are we to be doing to stop of it?